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TRANSCRIPT FROM KIM SMITH'S "MUSE TWEAKERS" CHAT 

Lea_Schizas_MOD: Kim the floor is all yours

kimsmith: woo hoo and the crowd goes crazy!!!

kimsmith: hi yall

kimsmith: welcome to the workshop

applause

kimsmith: first question... why do you think you need this workshop?

LisaHaselton: the muse can be fickle

Sinai: my muse likes to go on vacation when it's the most inconvenient

pamwrites: We need motivation!

feywriter4736: my fears are crowding out my muse

carolynettinger: for the days when i just can't write one word!

Lea_Schizas_MOD: I need to get off emails 

Joanne9456: I have a writing schedule, but I don't stick to it.

Amber_Stults: I'm drained after NaNoWriMo and need to get writing again

ClarkWriter: my emotions (sometimes anger) is getting in the way of the Muse

Sinai: actually, many of the above

Kate2239: so much stress - the Muse takes a hike ~ and rejects or no responses to subs are such a bummer ^_&

pamwrites: distractions like job and family are big hurtles!

kimsmith: inconvenience lack of motivation fear no inspiration distractions emotional upheaval disappointment -- this sums it up yes? well, have I got some things to tell you!

<ClarkWriter> sent sound: applause

kimsmith: Get a pen and paper to take some notes

kimsmith: *the sound of the music on Jeopardy*

LisaHaselton: is there such a thing as a writer without pen and paper?

pamwrites: ready! 

kimsmith: okay

kimsmith: First things first.  I believe that we do not write sometimes not because we are horribly blocked, but because we are hungry, thirsty, or plain old tired. In case the last is the case, just remember that you are responsible for your health first. If you are tired, then excuse yourself from writing and plan on picking it up the next day.

Next, there is no right or wrong way to get something written, there is just the writing itself. Sort of like the little guy on Star Wars, Try not. Do or do not, there is no try.  Don’t beat yourself

Sort of like the little guy on Star Wars, Try not. Do or do not, there is no try.  Don’t beat yourself up when you write crap. It’s okay to do that

Now let’s get to it.

First of all I want you to go out and buy something just for you. For your writing life. Call it your idea file.

It is a file of colored index cards and on each different color you are going to write something to help you get organized

Like, colors, smells, sights, sounds, romance, fantasy…  Just a snippet. Just an idea. Something I call MUSE TWEAKERS

Hopefully by doing this you will never have another day where you can say, oh heck, I can’t write

You will always have a thought at hand to send you off with these cards

The first thing I want to do tonight is teach you how to write from a Muse Tweaker

ClarkWriter: do you mean each color is a category... sight, sounds, smells?

kimsmith: yes or however you wish to do it whatever works with your personal method

Katie_Hines: Are you just writing a word, or is it a sentence or two?

kimsmith: you will see in just a few minutes cuz we are gonna do some

okay so here is the first thing for you to try

think of something that has happened in your life. some highly emotional event

remember it fully and then write one line about it

 

one liners have been deleted for privacy

 

Lea_Schizas_MOD: Kim, how elaborate should these one liners be in our file?

kimsmith: not very

here is why

Moose2186: I threw the yellow rose to the ground, it would died just like her.

kimsmith: these muse tweakers are the first lines in your next piece of work

open your piece with emotion

you are no longer blocked because now you have something to say

and it is personal and it is something you identify with on a personal level

ClarkWriter: Does this go on a colored card then...? Sorry, a little confused.

kimsmith: It certainly can

pick a color ... red if you are using anger

blue if you are using sad

ClarkWriter: OK, got it. - one sentence per card

kimsmith: and you can add to them as you have thoughts

maybe you started out with "we were silent beneath the great oak"

then another day you said "nothing moved but the leaves on the tree " you could surely add it here and make it a part of this one ... or not, it is your call

that is the beauty of writing

you are in control!

after you have a muse tweaker written down you can write a whole paragraph or a short story using it or maybe you just want to savor it for another day

that is okay

Kate2239: Then once you start getting your teeth into the story or verse, and fill the card, then move on to another medium?

kimsmith: well what I do is write the MT on the card and carry it to the computer and start writing... or pull out my notebook and start writing

you can use your cards to write on for sure if that is how you wanna do it

they sell them in pretty big lots so ... no worries there

pamwrites: do you find that the cards being there in your hand are better than computer files?

the physical part is stronger?

kimsmith: I find that the cards are always there ... for me to fall back on whenever i am having trouble getting my butt in the chair and something written

kimsmith: believe it or not, you will come back to these cards and write DIFFERENT things for the same line

one time might be sadness at the dying oak tree one time might be anger at the jilting lover sitting with the main character one time might be the tree is a portal for a fantasy

ChrisChat: have you tried keeping pictures from whatever you've read or copy them from the internet as a muse..this has been used...

: ...to bring about positive thinking during self confidence classes

kimsmith: yes

i think using pics are an excellent means to get a visual

i am a photographer as well as an author and i do love to have a pic

Where do you keep track of all these cards? Do you have a little card file for them?

kimsmith: yes  or you can keep them ini baggies

whatever is convenient for you because we want you to be comfortable

they are not to be something else to stress you out

Sinai: do you tend to carry these cards with you everywhere? or are these for use when you're writing at home/your designated writing spot?

kimsmith: at home/designated writing spot BUT the caveat is... keep a few handy for those times when a snippet of a conversation hits you and you just have to keep it

one... do these MT's quickly.... write out the first things to your mind

dont think of a right answer cuz there are none

what these do are get the mind going enough for you to let the faucet of storytelling to get unclogged

and remember these should be good full emotions too ... i mean if you aint feeling anything who else will?

roadwriter: Is this different from carrying around a little notebook to capture what hits? I hardly ever go out without one -- but then days and weeks can go by befor I look at them again

kimsmith: they are both the what hits and the deeper inside of you thing that floats to the surface -- i am going to give you a few as examples in just a minute

ChrisChat: we 'talked' earlier today about finding my dictation recorder...do you carry one around or could someone just text themselves...

...a message or even leave a message on their home phone

kimsmith: i do not carry one any longer because my batteries died   but heck a TEXT is an excellent idea!

: why not?

i mean i am at work a lot of times and i will see a broken pencil under the desk and i suddenly want to say "broken like a pencil" and i have nowhere to write, nothing to write on

i will use my phone from now on!

sometimes you will be compelled to write a LOT about your MT

sometimes not at all

that is okay and fine

pamwrites: so these cards can have 1 thought, emotion, or idea, but not for a particular story or article?

kimsmith: right -- but make it as rounded as it needs to be... if you write "broken like a pencil" that won;t help as much as "My arm hung limply, broken like a pencil"

pamwrites: For example, if my son says something cute that would be a good character trait, I write it down on a card

kimsmith: good -- if that will help you to write out something in your current work in progress

there is no right or wrong... remember, you are in control

just remember these cards are for you to be tweaked... to jumpstart the muse so you need to keep them as organized and filled in as YOU need

ClarkWriter: More of a comment ... you could even flip through the newspaper and jot down on your cards

kimsmith: oh heck yes... and i have done so ... the paper is great fodder for us mystery writers (wink)

i mean only in the paper will you find someone who is the dumb bunny of the day and you will HAVE to have that one

as many as you want ... keep two files or three or =four

whatever gives you enough muse tweakers to get you through your week

okay remember to read over what you write... i mean we are getting the old muse kicked but we want to make sure that months down the road we still get what we were thinking about

these are going to be purposefully chaotic (what i am about to do) so dont worry about it

but when you get a fill in the blank use it as it is or expand or rearrange as you need to okay?

kimsmith: here we go

kimsmith: ______ Christmas trees

Lea_Schizas_MOD: white

sandra8705: fifteen

roadwriter: drooping

LisaHaselton: dead

pamwrites: too many

Sinai: everlasting

Michaela1143: sticky

ChrisChat: 50

Lin1745: living

rwadams: Laden

Tandra: decorated

Joanne9456: Fake

Kate2239: dressed

vafkra: Charlie Brown 

Moose2186: snow laden

Michaela1143: spider-infested

kimsmith: honor whatever came first to you ... put it on a card

ChrisChat: Overlooked

kimsmith: (or on your paper for now)

ClarkWriter: "I hate"

ClarkWriter: Ugh

kimsmith: do not worry about it being wrong or right... this is YOUR muse speaking 

ClarkWriter: cause I love them

kimsmith: but maybe the character that is trying to surface hates them

Lea_Schizas_MOD: we found Scrooge 

Lin1745: LOL

Sinai: lol

ClarkWriter: NOOOOOO!

Lea_Schizas_MOD: hehehehehe

kimsmith: maybe the main character is a ten year old kid who is forced to carrry the tree all the way through town five miles both ways?

pamwrites: up hill both ways

ChrisChat: just the squirrel who lived in the Christmas Tree before it was a Christmas Tree

Sinai: and wonders why his family can't just use the bush outside their home?

Tandra: now we have conflict--the beginning element of a plot, haha

Joanne9456: thru 2 feet of snow

ClarkWriter: maybe it's me as the little girl whose father had to have the trees decorated perfectly

kimsmith: well yall definitely got it

kimsmith: good clark

yes that is what you wrote right? the girl hates Christmas trees because decorating them is a stressful thing

and when she grows up she will never own one

okay here comes the next one

kimsmith: describe three types of rain

ChrisChat: hard crashing destructive

pamwrites: gentle, pounding, cold

Penny_Ehrenkranz: showers sprinkling torrential

Joanne9456: torrential, freezing, gentle

vafkra: male female driving

ChrisChat: misty magical

rwadams: Sheets, mist, soft

LisaHaselton: wet, pouring, romantic

Lea_Schizas_MOD: Dancing in the Rain - warm, escape

Laura6858: sleepy, stinging, sad

Tandra: pitter patter, downpour, drizzle

ClarkWriter: soggy, soaking, exhilarating

Moose2186: soft and rolling down my lids

ChrisChat: fresh alive

Amber_Stults: hurricane, wet and soft

roadwriter: misty, globby, tense

Sinai: cold, freezing the skin, stinging like little needles

Kate2239: gray torrent, silver icicles, cloud's tears

sandra8705: heavy, drizzle, calming

kimsmith: okay now tell me ... what you REALLY think of that rain... if you think it is misty or gray or cold... why?

feywriter4736: a percussion on my roof, soothing backdrop, cleansing

rwadams: sun showers

Joanne9456: I like "cloud's tears.

ClarkWriter: it stinks

Moose2186: cleansing my soul

sandra8705: it’s refreshing, smells great

Joanne9456: It's dreary.

Penny_Ehrenkranz: love the rain, it keeps Oregon green

ChrisChat: fine like silk, barely there like glistening dew drops

pamwrites: gentle because it washes away bad things

Amber_Stults: very forceful rain.

Kate2239: cloud's tears heal the earth, wash the grime of day from my cheeks

Lea_Schizas_MOD: rain means an open door to escape the usual

ClarkWriter: it's dismal and no sun

Tandra: Grew up in the south where it rains a lot and it reminds me of home

roadwriter: misty -- like a screen between me and what I see

rwadams: cold grey mist of a late February day, biting the fingers and stinging the face

feywriter4736: love the sounds, the cleansing

vafkra: essential in desert

Sinai: The sky pouring out it's misery to clothe me in it as well (I think that pulled more off the cloud's tear)

kimsmith: i hope you all are writing these down... and ahem... did someone say they couldn’t write when we started an hour ago???

You are your Muse. You are it, baby. If you can do this by my prompting you can do it without me... cuz i only PROMPTED == the words and thoughts and feelings were all you!

ChrisChat: what I did tonight...everyone....we showed up...how do you show up or train yourself to show up during life's day to day stuff

Lea_Schizas_MOD: passion to get those emotions out there

kimsmith: do you want to write? think before you answer... do you REALLY want to do it?

ChrisChat: writing trouble...not much...the showing up to tweak, oh yeah

roadwriter: that I spend my time working on instead of my own art and writing

Lea_Schizas_MOD: you need to surround yourself with positive forces, writers who can support, motivate, and kick your behind

kimsmith: okay Chris why do you write? is it to be published or for mental floss?

pamwrites: tandra can write about that emotion

ChrisChat: both

Penny_Ehrenkranz: I think it's important not to feel guilty when life gets in the way, but put your positive effort into what you do get done.

ClarkWriter: Amen, Penny.

Tandra: Yeah, I guess...I think of it in the way that I was given one good talent and so I better not waste it

Lea_Schizas_MOD: very true

pamwrites: amen to the amens

kimsmith: okay lets get back on format

Lea_Schizas_MOD: sinai

Sinai: kim, for the index cards, would you say they work as well for getting your muse to continue sommething, as well as to start?

kimsmith: yes i mean if you are in the middle of a book and it is sagging a lot ... pull out the old cards

then let him cry

ChrisChat: magic innocence once asleep

ClarkWriter: Thank you so much

Lin1745: Her paper-cut fingers picked up the menu.

pamwrites: prayers and snuggles

Kate2239: waiter auditioning for theatrical role, way he sings the specials, Not the next American Idol

Moose2186: Finally bedtime!

kimsmith: lol kate i like that!!!

roadwriter: but she doesn't wanna go to bed'

Sinai: PLEASE JUST GO TO SLEEP!!!!!!!!!!

kimsmith: dont shake the baby 

Lea_Schizas_MOD: don't shake the crib

kimsmith: okay one more

roadwriter: stop jumping on the bed!

Lin1745: One more story an that’s it

kimsmith: He's so weird! he likes to eat ______ and ____ together!

ChrisChat: spinach and cabbage

Lea_Schizas_MOD: he likes to eat chips and vinegar together

Penny_Ehrenkranz: avacado and cereal

Sinai: mushrooms, ice cream

Tandra: sour cream and honey chips and ketchup

sandra8705: jam sandwiches and beer

Amber_Stults: noodles and peanut butter

Lin1745: ice cream and tacos

roadwriter: cottage cheese and pineapple and THAT"S IT

feywriter4736: peas and pizza

pamwrites: pickles and peanut butter

Penny_Ehrenkranz: hey chips with vinegar are good!

Laura6858: jelly on his hamburger - like sponge bob

Kate2239: pizza and pistachio ice cream

rwadams: sardines and limburger Cheese...really

roadwriter: chicken soup and chocolate chip ice cream

ChrisChat: I feel like I'm on the old Match Game show

rwadams: where's Gene Rayburn when you need him?

Sinai: lol

Kate2239: thanks for the diet incentive - I will have a nice light salad when we're thru ^_^

kimsmith: how about.... Describe how to write a love letter

Sinai: this actually makes me think of family feud - survey says the top five answers are...

Lea_Schizas_MOD: chips, vinegar and chocolate are my favorite

ChrisChat: dry rolled up bread dunked in cola

Amber_Stults: Be honest and leave nothing out.

rwadams: that's easy, Kim, you write it with your heart and soul long before it ever finds itself cheapened by pen to paper

ChrisChat: hot and steamy with no clothes on

roadwriter: how to write a love letter? Must be with ink that smears with tears

kimsmith: whoop!

sandra8705: When writing a love letter you must make sure you you've got the right recipient in mind!

Lin1745: Eat bon-bon, drink glass of wine, remember his name

Penny_Ehrenkranz: write it, put it away, read it again, don't send it

Joanne9456: write it, then burn it

kimsmith: what if i said... make a muse tweaker out of what makes up a mouse's home

Kate2239: address it my dearest love, then let loose with imagined and recalled over time - the recipient will be so flattered, never knowing

janetglaser: i doubt that an email is the proper mode for a love letter, but people are used to it

rwadams: i see

ChrisChat: my house

Lea_Schizas_MOD: my kitchen scraps

Sinai: hole in the wall

RebelHeart: Would I access the transcript through archives?

Penny_Ehrenkranz: underneath the rose bush in the garden

Lin1745: dust bunnies under the bed...

vafkra: try not to forward to entire list...my husband did that

ChrisChat: the neighbours' piled up garbage

vafkra: shiny objects

Joanne9456: under our shed

feywriter4736: lost odds and ends

Tandra: The mouse in my pantry is dead because my cat is a murderer.

Moose2186: A nest of yarn scraps and dirty paper towels cramed in  juice glas.

ChrisChat: my attic is where the dead bodies are...eww the smell

roadwriter: dog food was scattered on the floor, popcorn missing from the plaque on the wall. The mice dined well tonight

feywriter4736: One man's trash is a mouse's home.

vafkra: insulation from under the car hood

kimsmith: okay now... describe a pickle

Amber_Stults: in the crawl space under the stairs.

Amber_Stults: sour and crunchy

sandra8705: sour, drippy, salty

Sinai: very very sour

Moose2186: bumpy green and slimy

vafkra: sometimes a pickle's just a pickle

roadwriter: crunch felt all the way through the teeth, salt smiling down my throat

Kate2239: spicy tart with warts

Sinai: I have a comic running called Muse's Block that I started when I decided my muse was being very stubborn: http://www.worldofenantia.com/musesblock/

roadwriter: appetizer course at the deli

Lea_Schizas_MOD: that it's fun to not think but just write

roadwriter: sometimes ya gotta be silly

Amber_Stults: We're in control of our Muse!

RebelHeart: i like that amber

feywriter4736: the ideas are there, just waiting for me to let them in

Sinai: The Muse will learn to talk when I want her to write!

kimsmith: and the best thing of all.... if you have my email account... and you get stumped... i will send you a Muse tweaker 

Kate2239: the Muse is ever there to feed our need to write ~ remember to carry a card, a pencil or even lipstick

Tandra: I can make the Muse do her work properly  

dawn7889: i need to stop multitasking and pay attention   

kimsmith: you guys need to remember that writing is what you do for FUN and not just profit

kimsmith: when it quits being fun... you need to go for a walk

Lea_Schizas_MOD: that's true, Kim

Kate2239: I like that, Dawn, seize the day, the moment and Write

Lea_Schizas_MOD: I also use folders

Lea_Schizas_MOD: never could stick with index cards---

ChrisChat: twitter your tweaker

Lea_Schizas_MOD: for my children writing--

RebelHeart: or tweak your twitter

Lea_Schizas_MOD: I use a binder with clowns on it and duo tangs with clowns

dawn7889: lol

Lea_Schizas_MOD: and put all my ideas in there

ChrisChat: Follow Kim on twitter as she tweaks the Muse

Lea_Schizas_MOD: for romance I use red binder and duo tangs

Lea_Schizas_MOD: and for mystery I use blue

kimsmith: okay so to sum up...if the well runs dry, you have a fresh supply to pull from to refill the beakerr... its a MUSE TWEAKER!

Sinai: thankss kim and lea!

ChrisChat: Yes, thank you Kim....and after listening to your radioblog...I have been hearing your voice in my head throughout